Ghostwriting: Online Dating Profile
Sample for Match.com
Male, 31
About Me:
I’m an architect (and not the George Costanza phony kind). I mostly design cultural spaces and convert cool mid-19th-century buildings with exposed brick. On the side, I dabble in furniture design. I also nerd out on books about the Italian Renaissance, different okra recipes, and how my team is doing on the fantasy football league I have with my friends—I’m sorry, I grew up in Pittsburgh so I can’t help it. My family and I have just as much fun. We take turns planning our annual scavenger hunt, ugly Christmas sweater party, and pizza–making competition. I always try to throw the dough in the air while doing Mario impressions. Still, my sister always wins. (She’ll also be the one to show you embarrassing photos of me with bowl haircuts.) Of course, I want you to know you’re my main priority. So I’ll help you tick off ‘learn Argentinian tango’ from your bucket list. Put lavender in your pillowcase because it’s your favorite. Wrap you into a human burrito of blankets and warm sweaters on chilly nights. And most importantly, save you from hearing my awful Mario impressions.
About My Ideal Mate:
If any, all, or some of the following could apply to you…
You’d blast your Katy Perry (or my Hall & Oates) and have a dance party in the living room. You’d match your dress to my suit for a fancy dinner on a Wednesday. You’d leave funny signs around the house of this panda cartoon you created named BooBoo. You’re fun. You’re patient, too. You’d try to make cashew milk with me, even if we only get a few measly drops. You’d teach me how to cook with a new food every week, like fennel bulbs. You’d make a sand castle with your nephew on the beach. You’d be okay with the fact that I quote Seinfeld, a lot, maybe too much, but still have my own thoughts and opinions. You’d help your friend rescue kittens stuck under her porch. You’d secretly want one of the kittens but know that you can’t take it on our 8-month trip around the world. You’re adventurous like that. You’d find us an elephant sanctuary in Thailand. You’d sign us up for wwoofing in Scotland. You’d take swim lessons from a cool guy with dreads in Hawaii. You’re curious. You’re social. You’re critical without being cynical about the world, and you want to enjoy the moment to moment.